Otter: [in the supermarket vegetable section] Mine's bigger than that.
Marion Wormer: [looks questioningly at him]
Otter: My cucumber. It's bigger. I think vegetables can be very sensuous, don't you?
Marion Wormer: No, vegetables are sensual. People are sensuous.
Otter: Right. Sensual. That's what I meant. My name's Eric Stratton. People call me Otter.
Marion Wormer: My name's Marion. People call me Mrs. Wormer.
Otter: Oh, we have a Dean Wormer at Faber.
Marion Wormer: How interesting. I have a husband named Dean Wormer at Faber. You still want to show me your cucumber?

 

You are only supposed to blow the bloody doors off

 

Ballbricker: Now, Mr. Carter. I know this is completely unorthodox. But I think this is the only way to find that boy. Now that penis had a mole on it - I'd recognize that penis anywhere. In spite of the juvenile snickers of some, this is a serious matter. That seducer and despoiler must be stopped; he's extremely dangerous. And, Mr. Carter, I'm certain that everyone in this room knows who that is. He's a contemptible little pervert who...

 

Bear bear fucker do you need assistance

 

Dont you know your time is over, your gunna die and die bloody

Butch Cassidy and ...

 

That's not a knife this is a knife

 

Serenity now, insanity later.

 

Fill your hand, you son of a bitch!

 

I am completely out of 9mm ammo,
That's never happened to me before

 

I know it was you Fredo

 

Look at the big brain on Brad.

 

Walking around with half a cantaloupe on your head saying I'm a hamster I'm a hamster now that's crazy

 

So many great ones from this movie!!!